It's Not Considered Brave If You Don't See It Coming!
Troubleshooter Team "Redshirted Alumni"
Team Leader: Ithanox-#CFB53B-KCR
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Flav-O-RCH, Bev-R-LEY, ICEman-Y-CMH, Goss-O-MRH
"The Internet Is For Pr0n"
+UVChat+ (Zach-U-BHZ) I heard this team requested their own color. Isn't that deliciously insubordinate?
+UVChat+ (Quentin-U-RSV) Yeah, once you do that, everyone wants to be Mr. Black.
+UVChat+ (Rob-U-OPN) This team is shunned and best left uninhabited. This message is important. Pay attention to it!
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Troubleshooter Team "Monkey Steve and His Friend Joe"
Team Leader: White Boy Wonder
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Budgens, Princess, Billy, Widget, Pruvy
"Ooh Ooh Ooh AAH AAH AAH!"
+UVChat+ (Dwayne-U-RCK) Monkeys are funny until they start humping your face.
+UVChat+ (Edgar-U-STT) Widget. Hmm. He must be an important part of the team. Or an Ewok.
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Troubleshooter Team "Crazy Clarinets"
Team Leader: KT
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Jimmy, J-Mo, GA Peach, Dumb One
"Guns don't kill people, clarinets kill people!"
+UVChat+ (Peter-U-SHK) Yeah, if you whittle them to a sharp point and use them as a spear.
+UVChat+ (Karl-U-SLG) At least Dumb One's come to grips with his own futility. Hurrah and kudos.
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Troubleshooter Team "CTU"
Team Leader: Jack Bauer
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Tony Almeida, Michelle Dessler, Chloe O'Brien, David Palmer, Audrey Raines
"The following takes place between 9:30am and who the hell knows when."
+UVChat+ (Amy-U-SQL) So the idea is they're a parody of an evening drama about uncovering a conspiracy to rule the world?
+UVChat+ (Zach-U-BHZ) Nod. It's cute watching the theorists try to paint our portrait blindfolded with a jar of mayo and a spatula. *giggle*
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Troubleshooter Team "Clue-Aided Design"
Team Leader: Pagoda
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Seducer, Ren, Taz
"Arise, Chicken. Arise."
+UVChat+ (David-U-BWI) The team with the power of voodoo (who do?) (you do.) (do wha--*ZZZZZAP* *thud*
+UVChat+ (James-U-RIN) You know, my mom always told me if I mastershake, I'm gonna go blind...
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Troubleshooter Team "teh Awesome"
Team Leader: SahOHHphone
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: OHHatmeal, OHH Face, OHHnorary #1, OHHnorary #2, OHHnorary #3, OHH Snap, OHHwned, OHHio, OHHsaka
"http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/mp-holy.asp"
+UVChat+ (Rick-U-OHH) You recognize any of these guys?
+UVChat+ (Thex-U-OHH) Not a damn one. Call IntSec to have all these doofuses incinerated.
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Troubleshooter Team "Baby On Board"
Team Leader: El Capitan
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: USC Cock, Not Greek, Angry Greek, Papa, Mama
"Kicking, Screaming, and Crying at Game Control!"
+UVChat+ (Mel-U-GRT) Sounds like they're already complaining. How cute.
+UVChat+ (Oren-U-PPW) There's a cure for cuteness, and it's called Children's Chewable Valium.
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Troubleshooter Team "Old. Really Old. Just So Damn Old."
Team Leader: Malaclypse the Elder
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Deckripper, The Spanker, Lawman, Inspector Gadget
"We were GACing before you were born."
+UVChat+ (Gomer-U-PYL) That may be true, if you consider my current clone's age...
+UVChat+ (Kerry-U-TRN) Interesting leader name. I think I'll use that in a book I'm writing...
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Troubleshooter Team "The Cryptophyles"
Team Leader: Vitruvian Man
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Crypto, Madonna of the Rocks, San Greal, Draconian Devil
"Fibonacci, Fibonacci, he's our man. If he can't do it, Catherine can!"
+UVChat+ (Dileep-U-MNO) The air shield combination is 1..1..2..3..5! (Damn, time to change my luggage combination!)
+UVChat+ (Manuel-U-TVR) Dil, you're a complete dork.
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Troubleshooter Team "We Still Don't Know"
Team Leader: Mmm Donuts
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Muffinho, Pi(e), Bagel, Sweet Tea, Beefcake
"Home by dawn. Please God, let us be home by dawn..."
+UVChat+ (Bill-U-LUM) They don't know much, do they?
+UVChat+ (Jerome-U-DRF) Beefcake. To cleanse the palate after all of the sweetness. *boggle*
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Troubleshooter Team "Soccer Moms"
Team Leader: Alex
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Boezi, Mark, Spence, Ms. Wonderful, Ash, Spencer
"We've got juice boxes and animal crackers."
+UVChat+ (Betty-U-CKD) And way more "downstairs equipment" than soccer moms should have.
+UVChat+ (Wyatt-U-ERP) "From now on, I see a magnetic soccer sticker, I wreck the SUV sportin' it. So run you cur!"
+UVChat+ (Allen-U-VNY) They didn't list any traitors. I'll get IntSec on the phone right now...
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Troubleshooter Team "NTN"
Team Leader: Lisa
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Tink, Master of Destruction, Ace
"Help clues are for LOSERS."
+UVChat+ (Kyle-U-OSL) "For losers?" Such a brazen act of big-ballitry! One might think they want to win!
+UVChat+ (Peter-U-HOK) Oh, but they have a Tink on their team. Moxie defused.
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Troubleshooter Team "No Cop, No Stop"
Team Leader: Eagle
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Smiley, Brun Out, -H, Cabin Fever
"It's Green, Go Bitch!"
+UVChat+ (Watson-U-DAK) $50 says this team gets pulled over only once.
+UVChat+ (Niels-U-MDK) I'll take that action!
+UVChat+ (Andrew-U-PWN) Me three!
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Troubleshooter Team "GAC Saxes '06: Return of the Drag Coefficient"
Team Leader: Ian
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Michael, Porter, Epstein, Barry, Chad, Strohsy
"Payback's a Bitch"
+UVChat+ (Eddie-U-DVN) What the payback is for, I have no idea, nor do I care.
+UVChat+ (Ken-U-LUV) Although I'm certain that the "drag coefficient" is some jazz weed reference. Caveat.
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Troubleshooter Team "The Attack Virii"
Team Leader: StD
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Vince, Roger, Cliff, David, John, Brian
"We are the reason your parents don't touch you anymore."
+UVChat+ (Rudy-U-NDM) Yeah, we also call it DFACS.
+UVChat+ (Sean-U-GNI) Seriously, I'm detecting some strangeness here. I need a shower.
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Troubleshooter Team "Team Trogdor"
Team Leader: Brett Bretterson
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: The Humble One, Overachiever, Whosacallzit?, "That Guy", *w00t*
"Burninating Atlanta...for the 2nd time."
+UVChat+ (Zach-U-BHZ) Something awfully familiar about this team...
+UVChat+ (Brian-U-CLM) More like familial, if you ask me.
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Troubleshooter Team "Team Sters"
Team Leader: Fat Tony
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Frankie the Squealer, Legs, Johnny Tightlips, Louie, Luigi Risotto, Don Vittorio
"We'll make you an offer you can't refuse."
+UVChat+ (Filomena-U-MOR) That team name's punny, isn't it?
+UVChat+ (Giuseppe-U-AMA) Punny? How is that punny? Does it amuse you? Tell me how that's freakin' punny.
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Troubleshooter Team "I Don't Care"
Team Leader: Kyle
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Madeline, Happy, Terence, Kelly
"I Don't Care"
+UVChat+ (Steven-U-PRH) Apathy much? Geez.
+UVChat+ (Kasey-U-KSM) Nobody cares. These guys came in second last year and who gives a ****?
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Troubleshooter Team "The Super Adventure Club"
Team Leader: Captain Planet
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan, Captain & Tennille, Captain Underpants
"No Worries. Just Beer."
+UVChat+ (Isaac-U-SCI) HELlo thHERE CCChiiiIlddREn#&^$**@!!~~~~
+UVChat+ (Faustus-U-MPH) Will someone get that damn UVBot fixed?
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Troubleshooter Team "Get Up Out Our Grill"
Team Leader: Little Man
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: J-Rod, Adam With An A, Deej, George
"Noli Turbare Circulos Meos"
+UVChat+ (Aurelius-U-KYF) I've never been quite up-to-date with my languages. What's that mean?
+UVChat+ (Siobhan-U-GBN) I believe the urban translation is, "Get your hands off my cognac, dog."
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Troubleshooter Team "Wet, Wild, and Probably Lost"
Team Leader: Hobbes
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: KT5, Hamster Huey, Peer Pressure, Charlie Brown
"This time, we're gonna finish!"
+UVChat+ (Chet-U-BRU) What's the point of being wet and wild if you're lost?
+UVChat+ (Biff-U-EPS) Also, if you're wet and wild, I'd advise against including a hamster in the proceedings.
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Troubleshooter Team "Bill Adama Has a Posse"
Team Leader: Stepchild
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Bolshevik, Weenis, Double Zero, Bismark, Mason
"So say we all."
+UVChat+ (Katey-U-SAK) And if I recall, one of his posse shot him twice in the chestplate, didn't they?
+UVChat+ (Edward-U-OLM) I wouldn't know. I liked the original team better.
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Troubleshooter Team "Legend of Drunken Baritones 6: Flushed Freemasons"
Team Leader: The Heir
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: The Vizier, The Foresaker, The Inductee
"B M T S F."
+UVChat+ (Martin-U-BSH) Beware, My Tone Sucks Fiercely.
+UVChat+ (Carl-U-PHX) He's the son and the heir of a drunkeness that is criminal and vulgar.
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Troubleshooter Team "Team 12"
Team Leader: David
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Laura, Todd, Catherine, Leigh
"Since we're just going to get a number anyway..."
+UVChat+ (Lewis-U-PRP) Yes, but that number is the wrong one! Bwahahaha!
+UVChat+ (Michelle-U-KSK) The only right number is 23. Fear the 23.
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Troubleshooter Team "Team Ramrod"
Team Leader: Literacola
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Tailgunner, Rabbit, Sarge, Eightball
"Meow, do you know how fast you were going?"
+UVChat+ (Arcot-U-VSP) Is he saying "meow"?
+UVChat+ (Grady-U-SPB) This team should be directly pitted against Team No Cop No Stop. Hijinks ensue.
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Troubleshooter Team "GT Otter Show"
Team Leader: Dumbass
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Sheep Fucker, Short Bus, Wally, Team Mom
"It's GT Auto Show you dumbass!"
+UVChat+ (Denis-U-LRY) This team swims around on its back and does silly human things with its hands.
+UVChat+ (Doug-U-HNG) I declare this team has cheated already due to them fielding a bestiality expert. Who talked?
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Troubleshooter Team "Hard Dickens Cider"
Team Leader: David
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Lisa, Adam, Elizabeth, Rebekah
"Every woman enjoys a Hard Dickens Cider!"
+UVChat+ (Hassan-U-CHP) Hmm. Interesting. Never thought of that one before.
+UVChat+ (Blake-U-IGG) Must be that team of mercenary team theme monkeys we keep hearing about.
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Troubleshooter Team "Ye Jolly Krewe of the Drunken Stupor"
Team Leader: Captain Long Dong Silver
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Bess The Saucy Wench, Hot Karl the Gunner, Ye Olde Dirty Bastarde
"Arrrr, Booty!"
+UVChat+ (Kelsey-U-PSQ) You know, I think the Baritones have drunken ninjas on their team...
+UVChat+ (Henri-U-CHD) Should be a knockdown, drag-out, all day slobberknocker smash mouth rowdy-dow.
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Troubleshooter Team "Totally Clueless"
Team Leader: Sutton
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Seamus Shaw, Kristi Lewis, Tim Smith
"..."
+UVChat+ (Ben-U-GOX) So clueless infact that they didn't provide a slogan.
+UVChat+ (Allie-U-FDE) I don't know, maybe they're going for that "dark brooding look"...or I'm on crack.
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Troubleshooter Team "The Management"
Team Leader: Muddy
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Steph, Natedogg, Natedogg's Bitch
"Do you really think the Illuminati kick it emo style?"
+UVChat+ (Zach-U-BHZ) A team so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver.
+UVChat+ (Beavis-U-JDG) Heh, you said waiver.
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Troubleshooter Team "Geocaching Junkies"
Team Leader: The Female
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: InvalidName, The Dad, Conference Call?
"Stealth? We got stealth down!"
+UVChat+ (Malcolm-U-REY) If you're so stealthy, then why do we know you're playing? Noobs.
+UVChat+ (James-U-RIN) Remember, if you geocache, please, keep it in a plastic bag and carry it until you get home.
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Troubleshooter Team "Sects and Violins"
Team Leader: Marshall Applewhite
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, Doug H. Nuts, L. Ron, The Man In White
"One Day When You Least Expect, Your Uppance Shall Come!"
+UVChat+ (Howard-U-STN) And so will your girlfriend, when I [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]
+UVChat+ (Bruce-U-PNA) Howard, you keep doing that and they'll bump you down to Violet.
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Troubleshooter Team "Intimacy White"
Team Leader: Rice Muffin
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Moon Pie Muffin, Pineapple Upside-Down Muffin, Luv Muffin, Rum Cake Muffin
"Clean Start, Fresh Finish"
+UVChat+ (Arthur-U-BRN) I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you...MUFFINS!
+UVChat+ (Tony-U-CRW) A team so fresh and so clean clean. Yeah I said it. Wanna fight about it?
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Troubleshooter Team "nut_sax++"
Team Leader: Christina
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Chris, Neil, Lauren, Jeff, Heather, Dan
"I can handle nut sax"
+UVChat+ (Oren-U-HSI) Ha haaaaa! C Humor!
+UVChat+ (Kurt-U-EIS) This is going to be a nightmare. Any time they call in their team number's going to increment.
+UVChat+ (Quentin-U-RSV) Dorks. They sound like a septet of dorks. Of course I just used the word "septet" so I withdraw my former statement.
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Troubleshooter Team "Coupsters"
Team Leader: Evita Peron
Those Wishing They Were Team Leader: Napoleon Dynamite, Julius Ceasar, Guy Fawkes, Napoleon Bonaparte, Alfonso XII, Hugo Chavez
"Viva la revolucion!"
+UVChat+ (Smith-U-WVG) Don't cry for them, Argentina, when they come in dead last.
+UVChat+ (Natalie-U-PRT) Napoleon Dynamite and Guy Fawkes on the same team? Call IntSec NOW.
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