Don't Eat The Cheese Doodle.
Required supplies
(If you don't bring these, don't complain to us, we
warned you)
- 2006 Atlanta Yellow Pages
- 2006 Atlanta Business Pages
- CD player
- A backup CD player in case the primary CD player malfunctions
- Cellphone
- A MAP OF THE METRO ATLANTA AREA. (We're not providing one this time because we figure you've already got one from previous years, and if you don't, then you should have one because it's just smart to do so. If you take issue with this requirement, please contact us.)
- Friends
- A pen or pencil
- A flashlight (with fresh
batteries)
- A good night's sleep
- Comfortable Shoes
- Towel
- Deodorant (we're not f**king kidding with this one. At least bring some Glade or Febreze.)
Recommended Supplies
(Chances are you'll wish you had these, but they're
not absolutely necessary)
- Laptop computer with
wireless internet connectivity and basic spreadsheet/word processing software
- GPS, ideally with built in
map and route plotting capabilities
- Text books (Chemistry,
Physics, Math, Mass Transfer, Jet Propulsion, Nuclear Astrophysics, etc.)
- Dictionary
- Thesaurus
- Scratch paper
- Musical Instrument(s)
- a paperback copy of The Principia Discordia
- Calculator(s)
- Spare batteries
- Walkie Talkies (two pairs
are usually sufficient)
- A three ring binder with 25
sheet protectors to store clues for easy access (or other convenient filing
system for clues and clue materials)
- A bathing suit for at least
one team member (Teams with hot chicks in bikinis will be awarded bonus time.)
- ((The girls are making me say that teams with hot dudes in skimpy bathing suits
will also be awarded bonus time.))
- (((The guys are now making me say that ugly dudes in skimpy bathing
suits will be run out of town on a rail.)))
- Snacks
- Drinks
- Cooler w/ ice
- Bribe for Game Control
(cash or food)
- Your teammate's Ritalin
prescription, in case they start getting irritable.
- A turtle
- A Mack Truck
- A bag of Cheetos (in case someone on your team eats the Cheese Doodle)
- A deck of playing cards (so teammates will not be tempted to shuffle the pre-arranged deck of letter-marked cards found in the clue packet)
- The movie "Ronin" on DVD (used to precisely measure time and duration)
- The movie "Serenity" on DVD (come on, why the hell NOT?)
- A RED-clearance laser pistol
- Spare RED-clearance laser barrels
- RED-clearance reflec overalls
- REO-clearance Speedwagon
- A squirrel named Foamy
Not Quite So Necessary
(Won't be used for the game, but might be fun to have
along.)
- Gameboys, PSPs, iPods
- A Commodore 64 computer w/ disk drive containing the game "Impossible Mission"
- Team Uniform (All black is
a bad idea)
- Previous years' GAC CDs
- Previous years' GAC
Cassette Tapes (oooooold schooooooool!) (A.A. Baggage Fag ?!)
- Gallon Keg of Rum
- A venus flytrap plant named Mutiny
- FROST SHOCK!
- Fuzzy Bunny Slippers
- Swiss Army Knives
- USB Key Chains
- Multiple laptops with
network cable, an Ethernet switch and wireless access to log on and play World
of Warcraft while your captain drives you to the next clue site.
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